A downloadable game for Windows
---NOT EVEN ALPHA EDITION---
-Ride the wave of eugenics and selectively breed your cats to maximize your revenues and create (or buy) the UBERKATZE.
-Cats have 3 stats: (S)trength, (B)eauty and (F)ertility.
-(Right now you can only make money by putting cats in the canon to sell them. The stats don't mean much but they will get you more money when the cat is sold (you can skip the rest of this paragraph). High Strength makes for good cat slaves that are worth a lot of money. High Beauty makes cats that can win pageants often and earn a steady income. Fertility makes for cats that reproduce a lot.
-Breed cats in the Ketty Koitron =0w0=™ by putting one male and one female in the two slots. A small light will indicate the gender currently in the bin (although the sex is shown on the stat sheet of the cat). Breeding cats combines their stats randomly with a chance for stat gains.
-Buy more cats, food and water on your laptop.
CONTROLS (NOT EXPLAINED IN-GAME):
WASD - Move
Left Mouse - Pick up cats (no need to be close, just point at a cat)
E - Use/Interact
Q - Leave Laptop
Space (Hold) - Show all cat stats
F5 - Quick Save
F9- Quick Load
Unzip and double click the .exe. Refer to the game's description above for controls and instructions.